In the news today: Charlotte qualifies among the top ten most dangerous big cities.
News to me: Charlotte qualifies as a big city? That's so cute.
So Charlotte ranks on the same top-ten list as Compton, Detroit and Flint, Michigan. (I had no idea how hard-core I was! I'm practically living on Crenshaw and I didn't even know it!) Yet this is the city that sends five squad cars to arrest someone hiding DVDs in their pants at the SouthPark Blockbuster. I bet we're an embarrassment to the other nine cities on the list.
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