"Don't It Make My Red State Blue"

In honor of the upcoming election day, I composed a little ditty, to the tune of Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue:

Don’t know when I’ve been so blue
I’ve got tears fallin’ in my brew
Dubya can’t be through
And don’t it make my red state blue.

My desire are but few,
My guns, church and FoxNews.
Say the polls ain’t true.
And don’t it make my red state blue.

Rummy’s gone crazy; war’s a real pickle.
Cheney likes torturin’; well that don’t tickle.
Folks like Jon Stewart more than O’Reilley,
Barak Obama’s got ‘em all smiley.

ACLU, Pro-choice, Gay marriage
Makes a right-winger disparage
What’s Ann Coulter to do?
And don’t it make my red state
Don’t it make my red state
Don’t it make my red state blue.