Boo still available for adoption

Apparently, an abandoned, adorable one-eyed dog isn't enough to tug on your hearts, so I've enlisted a little persuasive help in my quest to find Boo a home. So after you're done ripping the wings from butterflies and hating babies, please read on. The first message comes from an early 1990s great advocate of pets, the second is a message a little more specifically addressed (to the most wonderfulest, handsomest man in the whole wide world... too much?). So now... any takers for Boo?